Current mood:	Lunar Violent
Current music:	Run--Snow Patrol

tomorrow is five years of parrot

	Daniel Pills: Will cause hair to turn blue
	'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

100 RANDOM QUESTIONS.

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING?
no...

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
n/a

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED:
Probably my kazam keychain. or my soccer ball bowl.

4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL?
Once. but I made it last.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Um...several years ago?

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
CDs

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Saltines

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
They won't shut the fuck up. But...I notice that about boys too. However it is the first thing I notice.

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG:
"The White Beyond"--TSN


10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
at the threshold of hell. HAHA JK LOL

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?
Blacksburg

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER?
n/a

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Um...I like FYE sometimes.

14. LONGEST JOB HELD:
14 months and running!


15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No.

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
I have occasionally.

17. LAST WEDDING ATTENDED?
several years ago.

18. FIRST PERSON YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
I don't think I'd call people about it.

19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH:
January?

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Taco bell I suppose.

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
Hm. I dunno.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Macado's sadly

24. CAN YOU COOK?
No. and I don't need to. Everyone can go to hell.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
1994 Ford Aerostar

26. BEST KISSER?
Kazam

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I don't know.

28.MOST DISLIKED FOOD:
Sour cream.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm a funny dude.

30. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
No. quite the opposite. I hate everyone. I want to crush someone.

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
8 hours.

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Pulp Fiction

34. CAN YOU SING?
No. but I do.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
TSN

36. LAST KISS?
Kazam.

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
The Nightflier

38. THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?
My wallet and car keys

39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
I don't like vacations

40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
Yeah!

41. HOW BIG IS YOUR BED?
small and perfect

42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN?
sorta

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
desktop. laptops are for commies.

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
jerry seinfeld. So fuck you!

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
I wish I did.

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES ON?
With. I used to do without sometimes though. it's fun!

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
Stress

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
Anything can work! and anything can fail! (had to make sure it was still partially negative)

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
never when I was driving

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
pancakes. but as a rule I hate breakfast.

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
No. not old enough yet.

52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Omellete

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Yeah, but I belive you have to practically be a saint to understand it. as in NOTHING WE ARE GONNA READ OR TALK ABOUT.

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
mom

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
I don't have one of those.

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
ANdrew may have sent one to my email a few months ago.

57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING?
Burger King

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
two

59. WHAT ARE YOU HEARING RIGHT NOW?
Stellastarr

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG?
"lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars. while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car. nothing quite like the feel of something new"--The Only Time NIN

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR SANDWICH?
strawberry

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
Not well.

63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
I'm a good swimmer.

64. FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
chocolate

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
No.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?
I hated being 14.

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
I've thrown theme parties.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
fall

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Probably an hour or so ago.

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
10...

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
It ends eventually.

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
never

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Bruce Wayne.

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Real pirates are cool.

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND:
Work and some chemistry.

79. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME?
N

80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS?
Too old.

81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HANDBAG?
clear

82. ARE YOU SICK?
it is bitter cold and I am sick at heart

83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
not recently XD

84. IS THE BATHROOM OPEN?
I'm not sure.

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
no

86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV?
no

87. ARE YOU SMILING?
no.

88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
no.

89. ARE YOU A BLONDE?
no

90. DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR?
yes

91. DO YOU HAVE A NICE ASS:
no

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
Nope.

93. WHEN DO YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?
Eh.

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Alex. Well maybe not, but I do really like that name. I also like piper.

95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
Yellow with black stripes.

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
Yeah...

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
No.

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
Yes. it was most unpleasant.

99. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
No.

100. IF YOU COULD HAVE 1 THING RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE?
Eh.

My ex is ... n/a really...
Maybe I should ... fold the laundry
I love ... --Quoth kazam
I don't understand ... alot of things...
I lost my ... mind
People would say that I'm ... too hostile
Sex is ... genetic recombination
Love is ... exagerated alot I think.
Somewhere, someone is ... writing a song.
I will always ... be tired.
Forever is ... just a day away.
I think the current President is ... ugly
I Woke up this morning ... and went back to sleep
Life is full of ... assholes
My past ... happened
I get annoyed when ... everything!
I wish ... I was done with my job.
My dog ... s are awesome/
Tomorrow I'm going to ... work.
I have no tolerance for people who ... everything! XD
If I had a million dollars I would ... buy a hippo. Because I am woody harrelson and I am a DUMBASS AND MY WIFE IS A WHORE.
Sometimes I want to ... break everything.
Home is ... where the heart is.
Life is ... a drag man.... I like the word "drag" in that context.


That was fun. Sort of...

But really it is five years of kazam tomorrow. half a decade.